Expect a letter from the Pelican Anti-Defamation League soon. 

Hobbits hate him for this One True Ring! 

I'm so sick of elves and magic. Can't we see a Middle Earth casino? Subvert my damn expectations already! 

We got a fantasy geek rumble! The GoT guys fight dirty, but the LOTR guys have way more experience. 

Pixar made that movie, it kind of sucked. 

Yes, we called them The Beach Boys. 

I actually kind of have a Bertrand Russell fetish. 

Don't hurt, tell no tales...is there anything the dead do? 

“Go let the Earthlings know I’m going to eat their world.”

“Deutschland über alles, but let's just keep that our little secret."

I just want a training montage in which the characters comment they're in a training montage. 

“Imperialism...was underrated...”

I’m-a gonna win! 

I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields...

Like...I can buy Ben Schwartz as Sonic. I can even buy Chris Pratt as Sonic, too. But I can’t buy either Schwartz or Pratt as Mario. Doesn’t fit. Doesn’t compute.

Is this the gay Velma I was hearing people bitch about today? Like Scooby Doo canon will be violated if Velma doesn't eff dudes? 

Someone obviously couldn't catch any of the rabbits in SMO. Git gud. 

I also loved the cinematography and the performances were spot on. As for the villain...eh. Killmonger had a sympathetic back story and a reasonable motivation, sure, but he also ruthlessly murdered innocent people. Loki, Thanos...also not sympathetic villains. I don’t care how bad a childhood Loki had. We watched the…

At least IContainMultitudes is having a good faith conversation. You're just trying to show everyone how wonderful you are. We get it. Thanks for contributing. 

To each their own. 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong, I guess. One man's soulless garbage is another man's popcorn flick.