Not everyone can be Ahmed Best. 

This is why they should have capped the Skywalker saga at ROTJ and not made the ridiculous sequels. The Rebellion is such a great story, and even side stories featuring doomed characters like this show can apparently add to the aura of the tale. But the sequels basically relegate the Rebellion to Round 1 of the fight…

I thought it was a breezy little flick. 

Baby Lamont did not come to a very good end in Frisky Dingo either. 

Doesn't Justin Long have a new podcast? I swear I've seen ads for it somewhere. 

A sexy chihuahua, if women are to be believed. 

My mom is sucks? 

In your extraterrestrial name I pray. Amen. 

I could watch Thomas Lennon talk about Monkey Torture all day. 

You know who my favorite was. But you wouldn't understand! That's it, I'm outta here! 

I think my love of the show was a combination of a really great cast and me being in high school when it aired. Can't help it. I still sing "Lord, Please Kill Tim" on a regular basis. 

Aww yeah. 

I wasn’t joking, I was there.

I'm just going to address the elephant in the room: is the article writer hip to the musics of today?

Grimace is fat-shaming. There's also no such thing as a purple milkshake, for fuck's sake. 

Comedy must have been the best around the year 536 CE then. 

Yeah we are. And we call ourselves Perkins' Gherkins. 

Also, Avatar sucks. 

How about more of The State?