These kids don't even know what a Disqus is! 

Ahh, torture basements. One of my favorite 00's memes. 

Peak 2022 AV Club = missing Dennis Perkins

IT’S THE RAUNCHY TALE OF STIFLER’S COUSIN’S FRIEND’S SISTER! PICK IT UP IN DVD BARGAIN BINS TODAY!

Tough, but fair. 

It's our responsibility to teach them about that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon sound. And give them their cancerAIDS vaccinations. Of cock, etc. 

You know, there was a really good Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie released this year. Ben Schwartz is in it. And no one talks about that, no. Blah blah blah Karate Kid. Nobody cares, Hollywood! 

Nope, you’re a horrible racist now and forever. Nuance doesn't exist. Nice going!

We already have one recognitions. Shut up.

Why are Brown and Glover holding out? It doesn't work without them. Is Olivia Wilde somehow involved? 

Without gay stories, my wife would have nothing to read or watch. 

I love when people quote the Bible at me and I’m just like lol no, I’ve read that bitch cover to cover and your interpretation of whatever you’re quoting is wrong. And dumb.

Have they never read about King David, who was literally God's favorite? Guy fucked EVERYBODY. His deepest love was for a man. Christians can say it was brotherly love, but it was as gay as the day is long. 

If you’re going to make a good point about your character’s bigoted speech, Chevy, it’s probably best to not use literal examples. That’s something a teenager would do. Now bring it in, you big lug. 

Sweet Laurel Canyon sound? 

Sweet, this is great!

I'm not even gay and that turns me on. 

Oh, don't worry darling. 

And Don't Worry Darling.