Was there any connection to the DWDCU (otherwise known as the Darlingverse)? If so, I want, nay, DEMAND the WildeCut.

Also "I NEED EXACT CHANGE*

CancerAIDS...God’s punishment for the equally sinful crimes of gayness and firsties.

Oh good, Olivia Wilde definitely needed another reason to act smug and insufferable .

Awesome guy right there. 

...or so the Germans would have you believe! 

Oh, I see 

Two definite agendas Michael Imperioli’s character will have: hit the topless beaches and see that fսcking crater. I don’t care what anybody says, he’s there. 

If Pugh was dating Zach Braff, who’s apparently friends with Jason Sudeikis, it could be she was pissed at Wilde for cheating on her boyfriend’s friend. Plus what you said.

Sounds like a job for Olivia Wilde. She can get it done with a minimum of drama, I think. 

*crowd pops*

Well obviously you do if you took the time to comment on it!

You'll Pine for the days before all these Wilde controversies! Gemma Chan! 

Not that I would have blamed him. Because I was like 2 when that movie came out. 

Seriously, have you ever actually seen a dumpster fire? They're awesome. 

“Maybe this will be the wakeup call Miss Flo needs to stop participating in disturbing pagan cult rituals."

There’s more.

Another Wilde ex, from her younger days.

I think Electric Pugh-aloo will have to be the the third movie in the series. Based on the amount of coverage this movie has received here, I think...and I want you to keep an open mind here...that Don’t Worry Darling may be the stealth sequel to Dan in Real Life we have been waiting for all these years.

Finally, the Nick Krollaissance begins!