This. Every damn time.

Oh stop.

The universe is magical. I can’t tell you how much I needed this advice, right now. Thank you.

Best use of a gif, ever. <3

Absolutely both, and when it popped into my head I lol’d and decided to keep it. :)

I’ve tried to keep my sense of humor over the last year of learning how to solo-parent. ;)

SO MUCH THIS. Mine specialized in giving blow jobs to men blowing through town, among his many other highly desirable traits. In addition to feeling weirdly implicated in his terrible behavior, we have two kids so I really feel like I can’t tell anyone. Luckily, he’s mostly out of the picture now, but man I would love…