Deadspin has Giri Nathan recapping heavyweight tennis matches with actual tactical knowledge and insight, delivered in an enjoyable way. I’m sure the soccer stories get more traffic; just wish they had someone to do the same for them.

“Because United spent the bulk of the match just a goal away from taking the aggregate lead, the game remained tight throughout.”

Different strokes for different strokes, and so on and so on and scooby dooby do...

Indeed, he hits several of them 20 feet off the court in most matches. They just don’t make the highlight reels. 

Yeah, at 49 inches high, it just doesn’t have the wow factor you associate with low-slung, mid-engine exotics. Because it’s not low-slung.

It’s 49 inches high. You’ll fit. Anybody will fit.

I laughed.

Can’t wait to see where Joanna puts the inspirational oversized cursive script decal.

Djokovic is 31 and Nadal 32, so this guy only has to wait another four, maybe five years before he has a chance to win a 500-or-above level tournament.

Don’t do this to me.

One thing I’m never going to do is voluntarily run around holding a fish that is actively being sought by a bald eagle in the immediate vicinity.

“I think of a hot dog as flat, and a sandwich as round.

He refused to come off

Just replace the head. Get a replacement frame too, or fabricate a new one. Also, all the body panels need to be replaced. At that point, you’ll just need to replace the suspension, wheels and tires, various electricals, all the hoses and belts and wires, and misc items like mirrors and seatbelts and seats and the…

That one works for me.

I’m not a Liverpool fan, but in any case, not funny. Hillsborough is not a topic for jokes, and never will be.

I know you all have a little laugh there at Deadspin Towers every time one of you uses ‘Pool Boys’ to refer to Liverpool, but trust me, you need us more than we need you. Stop it or we’ll organize.

‘02 was the run the Finals. ‘06 they actually won it.

“a UV disinfection box you place your phone in, which eliminates germs and electronic devices in seconds.”

“Read short story compilations!” says u/DeeplyMoisturising. “Like you, I can’t commit to novels. Short story comps though, I would read one story in one sitting and before I even realize it I’ve finished the book.”