Me, I have been

I know 8-16% of the landmass isn’t much but it’s a little clickbaity to say that there will be no mammals, like all land mammals have a look at what I assume to be the coastlines mostly and go nah, I’ll just wander into the desert and die

Lol I meeeeeean, her Twitter bio literally says "AVN performer of the year - Nastiest holes in porn", you might be the one who is wrong, I wouldn't call her porn career a "previous career" just because she has a side hustle

I cannot fathom why a person would rank Reese’s cups out of the top 5 of all candies of all time. Where exactly is this beef? Is the chocolate flap above and below the PB core too thin and melty for prolonged activity? I can’t understand.

I thought for a moment maybe there was a trailer, but I was deceived.

WTF

“They’re going to waive the rent for the month of April”

Your experience 100% mirrored my own. I went with my older sister the weekend it opened, I was maybe too young to be there. I spent days in fear, especially since I lived in Maryland at the time so it seemed very close to home. I couldn’t understand why nobody seemed concerned that there was a verifiable malevolent…

Lol I mean is it that he says things or that Kinja keeps reporting on it? I say things all the time and you’re not mad at me

You’re talking about Michael Vick, not Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis isn’t talking on behalf of the whole NFL. This article is about Ray Lewis, not Michael Vick. So how is Michael Vick relevant here?

I don’t think he was talking about Michael Vick so I don’t see how this is relevant. Why don’t you ask him what he thinks about Michael Vick instead of judging what he thinks about Colin Kaepernick?

The comments on here are hilarious. Ray Lewis literally said what everybody was thinking when this event actually went down: “This lady just ruined this dude’s chances at playing in the NFL when he is already under scrutiny.” You can argue about him not standing during the anthem, but this isn’t about Ray Lewis and…

I am increasingly frustrated with how many Archies there are now. I really loved the re-imagined series, but I had a hard time tracking them down in print because if you go looking for just “Archie” as it’s labeled EVERYTHING starts popping up. Then came the Riverdale comic, which was supposed to be inspired by the…

As someone who works in a world of PCs and who hates the Applesphere with a passion, it is ironic that I have to say it’s because it is ubiquitous despite its shortcomings. But the most obvious problem I can’t believe you’ve overlooked is that Google Docs is cloud-based (usually) and even if running locally offline…

“Especially given Theon Greyjoy’s sexual assault and humiliation at the hands of Ramsay, which is all but blanketed over by that statement... However, that’s not the issue I want to discuss. This is about how sexual violence is portrayed on television, and why it’s so prevalent in the first place.”

One thing I don’t understand:

/r/reallifedoodles

These explanation entries make me want to have a fantastically awkward short-term relationship with the author that inevitably ends sadly and with lots of spooning with a stuffed Domo.