I think it’s the sun making these earthquakes happen. I was just looking at this website http://quakewatch.net/ and they say that solar flares and space weather is the key to predicting earthquakes.

walk into the club like

Donald Trump would just walk around it, and then talk at length about how he walked straight across, and it was the best walk ever, with the classiest feet, and toes of perfectly normal length.

... known mathematically as the phallibus strip

I forsee an endless loop of dick pics.

Super Slender? C’mon, is anybody really saying that? And is that the best we can do? What about Size 0 Tower? Skydi Klum? Skigh Gap?