I mean that's great and I LOVE boxers but I didn't want a lap cat. He sleeps with us, runs to the door when we get home, and hangs out on/on top of the couch with us, headbutts our hands until we pet him, he just doesn't want to be held too much or sit in our laps.

Amen on the declawing. It's cruel and they do use them to climb and express themselves. If your cat is scratching you, you're being too aggressive. If he's scratching stuff, he's being a cat.

Little man loves both. It's not ideal...

I have a cat that I ADORE. Don't wait til they're 6 months if you can help it. Typically cats can go up for adoption at 3-4 months immediately after being spayed/neutered. Get them then. This way you are their everything and you know there's no previous baggage it'll take years to overcome. You will get more…

You can force me to build for you, you can enslave me, but I draw the line at running.

Well nevermind then. Sorry you’re stuck dealing with that.

Maybe he just doesn’t like you?

No no no no no. She helped cover up a murder. She got immunity for this mostly nondescript testimony. She deserved worse.

To be fair, how many of us can name any golfers besides Rory, Tiger, and Annika and I’m pretty sure 2 of them are essentially retired

Oh ya. I made a comment about doing it once in front of a cop and he said it's basically felony theft. For getting my own car back from being towed because I was parked at an expired meter! I was livid... but I'd also called the Meter Maid a c*nt for giving me the ticket then walked away which was why I was getting…

I've only seen a hand full of them but I've heard the last was the most horrible episode of that show.

Hmmm. If only there was something to help that.

Thank you. You also missed the fact that guys can play in the DLeague or overseas and get paid. The only thing they’re forced to do is be at least a year out of HS before entering the NBA, essentially to further prove they belong in the best of the best and weren’t just beasting on kids that were 6 inches shorter than…

These things bother me. Mudiay went to China and pocketed like $100K instead of going to SMU for nothing, ditto Brandon Jennings to the Euroleague. Guys can also go to the DLeague and get about $40K. It’s not NBA money but it’s not playing for free either. You don’t have to go to college. This isn’t football; there…

Ginobili isn't a HOFer to you? That is crazy talk.

No, that's dumb. All kicks should be for 1. They'd also just go for 2 with a "real" play every time instead if it was like that.

I have a question. Let's say they choose to kick an extra point and fumble the snap. Suddenly you need 30 yards to get the 2 points. I know that's a weird, infrequent thing but it seems to penalize the offense if that happens. Then again, if you're too incompetent to snap and hold the ball maybe you deserve the…

Yes it is. If you work a desk or anywhere you don't need to be on your feet it's an uncomfortable inconvenience and that's it. Missing work for that is a BS excuse. Period. You're not always going to be 100% but youstill go to work unless you can't do it. A non-emergency foot injury doesn't rise to that level.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that's just sarcasm of the literal meaning

Who needs to get a room with all this extra space in the crotchal area?!?