My first thought on hearing this was, "Simmons was right." Then I wanted to jump out my office window.

Watching Kyrie develop this part of his game has been a really fun subplot of this year.

If the rest of the world got nuked, sure.

You honestly think if they played the Sixers 10 times they'd lose every single one. Counter point - the reigning NBA champs lost to a German pro team this past offseason: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_g…

UK could potentially beat the Knicks or 76ers once if they played them in a series but the thought of them being anything but the absolute worst team in the NBA is laughable.

They do play Euroleague teams in the preseason sometimes and occasionally lose just as I believe UK could take one or two from Philly or the Knicks if they played ten games just like these college teams occasionally beat MLB teams. But a playoff team?!? They'd be, by far, the worst team in the league. The…

haha ok, then nevermind! I'm not huge on whites but theirs is pretty on-point.

Damnit. I clicked on the link, I voted, I saw some of the results, then I got angry. I have no one to blame but myself.

but to be fair, Ballast Point is FANTASTIC, especially Sculpin

I hope you got the Curieux (probably butchered the spelling.) It's delightful.

Oh shove it. They filmed something that was done in front of 80,000 people that everyone was doing up until they were told to stop (which was AFTER their first 3 Super Bowls so you can stop that talk too.) They didn't stop and got caught and paid the price. You act like this was a major thing but yet no one says…

I mean, ya, throw the book at anyone that's drinking and driving but you can get arrested for 55 in a 30? That's kind of BS (assuming it's night time and there aren't kids all over the place.)

This is easy.

I'm only here to say that Founder's Breakfast Stout (10%, not valid for this list, I know) is pouting in the corner for the gold medal it rightly deserves. That is the best stout and there is no #2.

Here's a thought then. Turn in your work on time. The NBA Trade Value column, one which used to be a legit tent pole column for the site/Simmons is now a swollen mess that comes out at non-descript times. He wrote part one and promised part 2 the week after the Super Bowl (mind you HE WROTE THIS HIMSELF.) It was…

I'm with you but what if he was just as drunk? They were both drinking together so he assumedly had a ton of booze too. It can't be just one person when both are drunk. He would have been too drunk to consent too. That's the tricky gray area that I'm sure will get me called all sorts of awful names while still…

Right but if they drank together he was drunk too, right? So then didn't she rape him too? (assuming it's not video of only him taking action and her literally passed out) That's the double standard there. People always assume it's one party's actions but if both people were drinking they were BOTH too drunk to…

That's not fair. You can't assume he must have done something wrong and this is a stunt any more than you can assume his end is true either. If you falsely accuse someone, they have the right to sue you. You still need some evidence to do that or it'd be thrown out pretty quickly. It obviously sucks for victims…

They do teach that at the rookie symposium.

I/we give cops a lot of (deserved) shit on this site but things like this are why they are so necessary cuz I'm not fucking doing that. The men and women that go towards people like this are heroic if even for just a second before going back to being fuckwhit racists. People like this guy exist and cops, for all…