A guy discussing his love of the Sonic the Hedgehog games because of their deep story.

Yes, thank you for reminding brides of this.

A bank that took part in the 2008 economic crisis shutting down the accounts of porn actors/actresses in the name of morality is hilariously backwards. It's not only discriminatory (even if profession isn't protected), but it's morally gross because of the bank's participation in the events leading up to the 2008…

I'm hoping people that grief out like this get their heads handed to them on a platter in the legal world. That's a horrible way to waste resources and it shows how much butthurt the losing player has.

Every rock climber on Kotaku is like, "yes, we know the wall-climbing in A/C can be done. If I can get half a knuckle on a hold, it's good to go."

You know, if this were some BigXII storm-the-field thing, you might have cops stopping field rushers. But even then, tripping and grabbing like this guy did isn't really acceptable.

The Taco cover of that song is kinda haunting, mainly how he sings the lyrics though.

I could see that.

Yeah, Schmidt's got it right. Youths!

You know, if Marvel ever wanted a slightly older Steve Rogers/Captain America, Hamm could totally do it. I don't think he'd take the role, though.

I'm glad this wasn't done with a GoPro. Because we all love lens distortion, right?

This is pretty solid stuff right here. It's got some solid Talib Kweli/J5 style in it.

He's probably looking for a construct and needs to grind some bone meal, find some soul crystals, and then sacrifice an emerald dragon for that.

Six months is a rather long time. For me, I'll know within a few minutes if I'm physically attracted to someone. In a few hours, I'll probably know if I like really talking to this person to spend more time with them. In a few weeks, I'll likely know if I'm romantically interested in them, and within a few days of…

Well, if you don't make a move, yes. Like the article said - someone can't simply expect for the other party to do the heavy lifting or take the active role.

Mmm, nothing like a decade of haircuts that did nothing to properly frame someone's facial features. Too bad that some of these shorter haircuts still exist on some heads today on who I call "men that time forgot."

Short of murdering his parents, nothing really warrants murder. But whatevs.

"A special homosexual race..."

Same here.

Because accountability is a bitch, sadly.