GW- 2

So he got married?

Fuck Duke

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

It'd be nice if they'd retire 'sucking their own dick'. Not because it's annoying or anything, but just because I want to know what the plaque would look like in Monument Park.

All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

What the NHL city you WANT to play in says about you:

Just like that homeless man in the tattered hoodie who had no idea who Bill Belichick is.

This is no big deal. I hang out with Rosie Palms and her five sisters every night

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

never seen a man so happy to achieve camel toe

Forget the injuries of Richard Sherman and Aaron Rodgera. Mason Crosby showed true grit making all those kicks with such a bad case of camel toe.

That's odd. I've never really seen him play like a man possessed.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Hunter Strickland put on those white cowboy boots, went to the bar, and used the pickup line. "I like my women like my ERA..18.00"

When reached for comment, Jesus said that Rhimes's claims were "100 per cent transubstantiated."

dearest good friend: