Meat the Mets, meat the Mets, step right up and shit your pants! Bring the kiddies, bring your wife; guaranteed to drop the deuce of your life!

I'm sorry I thought this was America?

Quit bitching about the unwritten rules of baseball and just post the video of David Price getting hit in the jewels with a line drive.

It would have been better if Horwitz or Alderson slipped in "Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature"

Thank you for this. Now please find out the origin of the football-playing-robot Fox mascot (I call him Foxil Roboticus). Frankly, I am amazed that they have gotten so much life out of him and his seemingly pointless futuristic laser shield. His story would make a great human interest piece.