Shockingly, this is not an Onion article.

You can knock My Blue Heaven's performance if you want, but I've read multiple comments (including, I think, one from Ephron herself) that said the real Henry Hill was pretty much exactly like the version Martin portrayed.

Quien es mas Cylon?

The first rule of Pym Particles is "Don't ask scientific questions about Pym Particles."

I suggest Fist Rockbone and Big McLargeHuge.

By Hollywood's standard for actresses, Marisa Tomei is approximately 104 years old.

They need to do the soundtrack for a Tommy Wiseau film.

Also: just super nice guys in person.

That's what I said about psychedelic mushrooms and I OH MY GOD THE KILLER DRAGONS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!

Also great from this era: "Happiness", Sweet's contribution to the Kids in the Hall movie's soundtrack. I think it's an outtake from 100% Fun, but I'm not 100% sure about that….

Egg?

Sam Smith is Man George.

"Manic Monday" was written by this obscure black dude named Prince….

Lou Reed liked it.

And Gary Numan was a fuckton more than just "Cars".

Yes, okay, this is less funny and creative than the first two. But that's like saying my dumptruck filled with 85,000 pounds of gold bullion is less valuable than my other two dumptrucks filled with 90,000 pounds of gold bullion.

The "feature" was pretty meh by T&E standards…. but the Wrap-Up Show was awesome. Awkward, odd, off-putting, and with an air of "this is all about to go seriously, seriously wrong in a way I don't think I want to see". THAT'S the T&E I enjoy the most.

Jools was the George Harrison of Squeeze.  He's a really talented musician, but the narrative was always Difford & Tillbrook, and they ruled with a bit of an iron fist.  Jools got one song an album.  Like George, he eventually got sick of it and left.

Not as an EP — as a double album.

If they were cool parents, they'd have the two Housemartins albums instead of the Beautiful South, of course…..