A rush and a push and the tour that we asked for is ours!

He's a shoo-in for "The Room: The Early Years".  MOM AND DAD, YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAART!

I thought Juliet was terrible.  Have fun at the Low-Rent Janis Joplin Impersonators Club potlucks, dearie.  The wings were the best part.

Yes, and yes.

"I was sitting in an Indian restaurant with Dev and Rebecca….. we were talking about curries…. AND THAT'S WHEN THE ACID KICKED IN."

I think they're opening for Bon Iver.

Winnebago:  I worked for George for a summer.  He was a hoot.  Oh, the stories he had…..  Rest in peace, George.

It will be this album, slightly remixed.

We all know it was OF COCK.

So between Lionel and Darius Rucker, it's now apparent that the future of country music lies with black former middle-of-the-road rock stars.

I like your ideas.  If you were to stage a Smash coup, I would take up arms on your behalf….

Apropos of nothing, I'm looking forward to 54, featuring the hit song "I Used To Be Famous, Male Prostitute I'm Hiring"….

I know.  Also, it's like he's describing a breeder sow or something.

I would think that the darkest timeline of HIMYM would be "these hallucinations are the final neuronic spasms in Ted's brain as he dies from a massive stroke at age 36".

Most of the comments I'd make about this ep have already been made (and probably better) by previous commenters.  But I will say….

Worst since A.J. Soprano, at least.

Or having a mild stroke.  Either/or.

For me, the best part was hearing "April Come She Will" for the first time in a long time.

"I'm a kangaroo/I'm a kangaroo/Separate the races/I'm a kangaroo" was almost the end of me.  I didn't stop laughing for five minutes.

Word to your mother!