An important detail this article leaves out. While it was true that Bjorgen was so far ahead that Stadlober couldn’t follow her, when the wrong turn happened, Stadlober was in dead heat with the Finnish Krista Parmakoski and the two hit that that curve where the mistake happened pretty much side-by-side. Parmakoski…

Geo-political humor gets no respect around here.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I hadn’t heard the second commenter thing (“She is sitting with her head in her hands”) before. Is that an accessibility tool for people with vision problems? If so, cool idea, and part of me hopes that they subtitle it as well.

I think we need to have a talk about your “winning” scale...

No need to badger the guy....

The ref probably couldn’t hear him over Walt’s suit.

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

Come on coach, there’s like an 11 year old kid right behind you.

Oh we’ve already lost.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

It’s obvious from the photograph that he has way too much time.

Fake noose!

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

Corey Clement is on the Philadelphia Eagles right now

Come to Philly, I’ll unify my fist with your face, fucker.