I just found that place wandering around so I wasn’t on the quest or anything and when I got into the boss room we kinda stood around and talked and they acted pretty clearly like the game expected me to know who they were or at least have an idea but I didn’t. Certainly no one went bonkers when I walked in. I just…

I had a video of it, I’ll consider amending it to this comment late, but I was wandering about and heard a big explosion. I looked around and found the location, a small building with pieces of it blown everywhere. Inside was a charred body and a chemical station. The name on the body was ‘Moonshiner’. Better be…

But I’m sure if it was a threat against black students you would speculate the same way.

Our cats can’t get the hang of purring. One is occasionally audible but the other only makes this weird hooting noise with his nose.

My family has had, like, 3 cats that just could not figure out meowing. They would open their mouths, make a beeping noise, and look confused, every day of their lives. Is this a common thing? Are our cats just dumb?

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

All 700 of the Duggars (or however many there are) and the rest of their kooky cult prayed and prayed to God for a worthy distraction from all the news about Josh’s molestation charges/not charges and child abuse. And God saw Michelle’s empty, vapid stare and smiled.

This guy is awesome. I would also recommend watching his pacifism (no human, robot, or creature kills) run. His knowledge about the game really sets him apart from most streamers and LP'ers.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

I'm one of three people at my firm who has to be in the office today, and this is the first story I read on Jez this morning.

Jezebel seems to have a new woman to continually talk about and praise. I'm just glad they got Beyonce's tit out of their mouth (at least for a bit).

"It's nice, owning the only pair of gloves in North Korea."

It takes a sick fucking person to want to play as that shitstain.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Things to do when you've reached level 100:

Uninstall WoW
Seek better, cheaper games

Charles Barkley is right, the Human Female eyes are slightly terrifying.

Still can't get my skin tone back.

I like how you describe players coming to the Dark Portal from Goldshire on Moon Guard, then complain that it's not sanitary down there.

I love you for saying this. Look, this Ghomeshi guy is surely a creep and probably a rapist, but for the love of pete, I don't need to hear the phrase "experienced kinkster and professional dominatrix" twice in as many paragraphs. (And "kinkster"? Really?)