There is no such thing as too much parsh. Everything should be maximum parsh, all the time.

Well - as you know there are only 3 kinds of people in this world - those who are good at math and those who aren’t.

That Porsche

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both

Here’s a handy guide for future use

God had nothing to do with the Yugo. I’m pretty sure it was the other guy.

I like to think that this was more like the zombie scenario than the survival of the fastest, I just imagine this little sperm was tripping the other faster sperms, misdirecting them the wrong way (hey guys the egg’s over here!) and pushing them out of the way, throwing his weight around as he does now in outside…

You have bruined this thread.

A real Kodiak moment.

Take it from Toronto. This is how you bear proof your car.

What a grisly thing to happen.

Leaving that Snickers bar in the console was a really bad idea.

I’ve traveled a lot. I had never been advised to NOT have my passport on me. I’m actually pretty surprised to see someone advocated for not having it with you while abroad.

No. ACC is only available on 911s with PDK. Source: I just bought one.

Tech company PR people make me laugh. They are so removed from how ordinary people react and how they choose to interpret things. Add hubris to the mixture and kaboom.

Came here to say this. Sheesh.

All the commuters.

that is a nice amount