I am sorry to say that I have grave news for you: no

Well my friend, I’m afraid to inform you that:

You cracked the case!

True fact:

Counterpoint: no

Tell your mom. She’ll be proud.

Sure you do bud. Regardless, congratulations spending time attempting to fight people on the internet and prove your worth. On the gawker network no less.

Go ahead, basement dweller :)

At least I’m not lying about my service (or lack thereof) to the country, like you.

Just found that same exact image elsewhere via google image search. Nice try pal.

Nope, that’s almost certainly a full-on fabrication. And you do not.

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though what?

no

Except NEITHER DO YOU.

Actually, it will cost an ugly penny to fix.

Nope, there isn’t. What I do for any post I read is immediately click ‘All replies’ then -> ‘Show pending’. It’s unfortunate to have to do two extra clicks every time, but I find many of the grey comments are better than what have been specifically curated by the gawkthers.

In that case, you’ll probably love Star Wars fans too.

Wait.