He is holding the bat the same way I would hold a comically large ice cream cone with 12 scoops of ice cream on it.

The dog is gonna love this.

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

FCA needs an Alliance!

UHGGHHHGHGHHGG. WHATEVER!

I work at a college and I recently organized an event for a specific group of students. Typically at these kinds of meetings I’ll order a couple of pizzas for them. On one occasion, one of those students reached out ahead of time and demanded that I also provide a vegan pizza. While a bit annoyed that I had to order…

This $2 Million Tank-SUV With Horrific Build Quality Is the Worst Car at the New York Auto Show

Refutation of point 1:

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Maybe it was just cheaper to hire 29 local stand-ins than it would’ve been to bus or fly 20 Colgate students to Columbus and put them up for a night or two.

In keeping with their tradition of valuing employee feedback, the Mets front office has responded by adding a post-workout bus ride from Syracuse to the team’s new overnight accommodations in Elmira.

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So Netflix should slow everything down and dole out shows 1 episode at a time to make your job easier?  Ok Grandpa, sure thing.  And we’ll make sure these newfangled horseless carriages never go faster than walking speed so your job shoveling horseshit is protected forever!  

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

You are missing the important bit here. Did the community win the Village of the Year Award?

That sounds a lot like journalism to me.