Awww, look. The Nissan S-cargo is all grown up and got a job at the post office. Gotta do something about that underbite and the dark circles around the eyes though.

Quick, does anyone know where Ryan Lochte was last night?

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

I thought the most expensive thing was this until they put it on sale

I saw a hedgehog drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

Screeching tires on dirt or gravel always makes me insane.

There are blue free opening night T shirts draped over the chairs. All the seats are red since it was originally going to be an arena for just the Red Wings.

Haha, I didn’t see your greyed comment until I posted the video. Funny how often many of us are reminded of the same things.

Sounds like the right engine noise a Russian dirt bike would probably make.

I feel so old. Raise your hand if you were watching season 3 when Keith was kicked off for pattern books!

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

“Yeah, this car will hit subsonic speeds faster than you can blink.”

He should have put it up on the Huntsville CL. NASA will pay top dollar for this.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Bullpen cart!

I hope they get rid of “The American” or at least cut the shtick. I didn’t find it funny at all and it was mostly really annoying.