To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Bullpen cart!

I hope they get rid of “The American” or at least cut the shtick. I didn’t find it funny at all and it was mostly really annoying.

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

Why start now?

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

Chicago-Columbus-Pittsburgh would be great if it extended to Harisburg and Philadelphia. By connecting to Philly you’d connect to the existing rail corridor and east coast transportation networks. Harrisburg may suck but it would suck a lot less if it connected to Pittsburgh and Philly.

nearly 250 miles away in Leon

Well, you’re in for a treat because the games will actually be on Lifetime.

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The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

If you’re going to go Canadian, get your stick all the way on the ice!