Couture’s FO% for the playoffs to-date over 20 games is only 43.3%, which is near the dead ass bottom of the top 100 faceoff takers this postseason. His regular season stat was a career-low 47.0%.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I ran to the siren call of making fun of European Interpretive dance like

I mean... It’s possible

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

I legitimately think Lambeau Field looks awesome.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Pocket Doors!

Dear Literally Anyone Who Ever Makes A Batman Film In The Future,

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

They could easily just use a dummy warhead for the first attempt to see if they could actually hit the damn thing.

“Hey Jim. Please could you paint Bert and Ernie taking a trip to Vegas ala Fear and Loathing, with Ernie worried about stopping in bat country (ie The Count) and possibly with Elmo as their petrified hitchhiker? Sam Richards

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.