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Lamont Howard
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Feelings of impending doom and erratic behavior could be a sign of meth use OR, stay with me here, HE KNEW SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM. 

So Black people discussing amongst themselves incidences of racism that continue to happen to them shouldn’t be mentioned unless we point out ways you feel we’ve wronged other people? Ok. Just say you hate Black people and wish we’d shut up.

Where I’m from we call dibs on everything. Parking spaces, seats, shit, people! We take that shit seriously, once dibs has been called it’s yours, no one else’s and no one dares question it. That’s just how the fuq we do it. People have gotten seriously hurt not respecting dibs. Sounds like this dude needs to learn

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This reminds me of the scene in Knocked Up when a pregnant woman tries to get into a club only to be shut down.

I like what you did there. Mayo!

Who say something about the WIZ??!! BABY!!! The memories!! And don't let me get started on Skate King. And for the black, queer scene Faces is like no other!!

Gotdammit you beat me to it!! I still say we call the cops everytime we see her. That poor child looks like she’s signaling for help everytime they trot her out in public.

If that’s the case I’m just gonna walk around with a fistful of dollars dropping nazis and throwing singles on them like a stripper.

Damn! You just laid out a damn good case! I see you Raj! I'm gonna be watching you real close from now on. 

Even though I can almost guarantee Carson has enough snitch in him to run to the Times he’s probably got too much bitch in him to have the balls to pull the Resistance off especially now that he doesn’t have Omarosa there to gas him up to do her dirty work because knowing what we know now this sounds like some shit

My thoughts remain the same and often times (at least from my experience of being the son of a black cop) it seems Black officers give their badge a certain undeserved weight and wield it accordingly. 

As much as I would have wanted to knock the stank off of someone that called me that I’d do what I always do (sometimes daily) when people try me. I try to picture Barack and Michelle in the same situation. I don’t even think what would Jesus do. If I can’t see them throwing them hands (and something tells me Michelle

Is it just me or does anyone else think Omarosa is trying to position herself as really being a black secret agent, implanting herself into the Trump inner circle on a mission to bring it down from within? I can honestly see this fool trying to tell us that this was her plan all along, to go deep cover as a Trump

Kristen Welker to Suckabee:

This! All of it!

Thank you! Nothing is normal about either one, especially Pharrel. I swear I saw him floating outside my window one night. 

3 million for Black people in 8 years. Suckabee didn't have the balls to say it in front of the camera after different news outlets pointed out she was wrong so she took to Twitter to correct herself. Still didn't apologize though. 

Kristen Welker from NBC. I thought she was cool before but now I see she's a BEAST!!! She was grilling Suckabee like Trump had called her mama that. I swear to God she sounded like she was ready to fight!!

I swear to God you put a negro in front of a camera, smdh... I’m running over the next person I see doing this, I’m not even playing.

He did kinda look like Paper Boi though.