Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

OK, so the annoying thing to me about crosswalk buttons is when people stand there pushing them over and over and over and over and over and over until the light changes. I just want to smack them upside the back of the head and yell, “PUSHING IT OVER AND OVER DOESN’T MAKE THE LIGHT CHANGE ANY FASTER YOU IDIOT!”…

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

even amidst my staggering flummoxation, i have to admit, that color is gorgeous.

this actually looks more interesting than Prometheus, which I found boring AF. At least it has Chris Pratt in it saying things like, “do you trust me?” in true action-hero fashion, ya know?

Bobby, you are sadly not getting why this movie is awesome and will make a kazillion-billion dollars.

Chris Pratt-loving millennials

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Well this is kind of an anonymous forum..... No one wants a creepy stalker. :P

To be fair, the mistake there was not yours, but your father’s, either for keeping the story secret or for sticking with the name. He could have done one of those things, or the other, but he fucked up by trying to do both.

This is Deravis Caine Rogers, by the by, so we don’t forget who this shithead murdered for no reason.

That is awesome! Moving targets are so hard! My niece is 19 months old and has puffs most of the time because she is the wiggliest. There’s an app where you can “call” Elmo that she’ll play with but he can only hold her interest for about 5 minutes before she tells him “bah-bah” and hangs up on him like Meryl Streep…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Okay this might be TMI, but my husband likes to sit around the house in his boxers. We have two sons, both under the age of 4, and like daddy, they like to sit around pantsless too. Because daddy does it. Mommy cannot break any of them of it, except I put my foot down about putting on…

Skin to skin contact is beneficial for infants because it promotes bonding. I promise that it will not give you a boner.

it does tear apart families though, that’s like the basic part of the design, to derive you of your freedoms and what you hold dear. anyone in prison is apart from their families. that’s literally how that works.

...and my point is that we don’t live in an idealized world. We live in this world, and in this world the punishment for their crime is prison. If they were somehow unaware of this, I will entertain the idea that their decision is not ultimately at fault. Otherwise, as the saying goes, don’t do the crime if you can’t…

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

I’ve raised two ungrateful little shits (1) who are now basically adults. I play Pokemon Go. They play Pokemon Go. In fact, some days the only time I like my kids is when we play Pokemon Go.

You can totally do motherhood your way but it helps if you don’t Facebook. I’m mommin’ it up just fine and I’m really happy and my son is sweet, healthy and well adjusted. I think a lot of the problems with modern motherhood comes from expectations that others foist on you and the performative aspect you reference. If…

I’m not a mom, but every mom I know says this, and then — well. Yeah. Reality occurs. Good luck, though. :)