aphroditebean
AphroditeBean
aphroditebean

How are people still doing this? The lack of self-awareness you’d have to have to publicly suggest DiCaprio and Downey for these roles... The mind reels.

The sad (yet unsurprising) truth is that drivers who hit and kill cyclists are rarely punished in any real, tangible way. The charges are often minor and result in suspended licenses or fines of less than $1,000. A driver in Ohio got off scot-free after he struck a group of five cyclists last year, killing two. His

5 people died. Barring medical emergency there had better be charges.

Once my friends figured out that I had absolutely no interest or affection for their children, or hearing about their children, or being around their children, things definitely changed. Most of them are liberal, hippy attachment parents too so seeing them almost always means seeing their children too and . . . no

Don’t have kids unless you really, really want them. Having kids doesn’t make you a “grown up” any more than not having kids makes you childish.

Well, unless you’re planning on having a time-share baby, there isn’t really a way to become a parent and just deal with kids in mild doses or moderation.

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.

I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I

The black strapless dress looks like something a Duggar sister would find at a thrift shop and go “Oh we’ll just make Jana sew some ridiculous modesty panel over it to make it more Fundie.”

I thought about this when I read this letter. I mean, very rarely does anyone look at a friend/family member/colleague and think, ‘Yeah that guy seems like a rapist.’

I mean, look, OK — I can imagine that it might be shocking and very upsetting if a close friend or family member of yours whom you always thought was a great person was accused of such a thing. You might have a hard time believing it at first, and be in some denial. I guess that’s almost unavoidably human; it’s hard

I have plenty to lose. One of my parents came here “illegally.” But I’d rather we were all sent back than to have a warmonger, rape apologist, and oligarchy leader as president. And I’m NOT a BernieBro.

I am honest about why she doesn’t have my support: she has indicated she wants a proxy war with Russia in Syria and she hired private investigators to harass and intimidate women who accused her husband of sexual assault. I consider these reasons to be pretty fucking excellent.

I don't support her because she's a warmonger. Is that honest enough for you?

It was a mistake for AP to call it tonight before so many people are voting tomorrow. This will only further the accusations of voter fraud/suppression, etc. This isn’t so great for Hillary or the Dems. UGH. I’m annoyed.

She is honestly a neoliberal warmonger. I mean, I’ll vote for her, because she’s not a fascist demagogue, but still...

I think she’s a terrible, dishonest, self-serving politician who’d eat her child if it furthered her own career.

In short, she’s Donald Trump sans the real estate holdings.

NO!