Keith Hernandez, the guy from Seinfeld. 

To be fair, if you’re playing the White Sox, Royals, and Tigers 19 times a year, you should win 101 games easily.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

I think there is a fancy name for this, but I can’t remember it. The theory has to do with labeling/categorizing and the human tendency to not allow for contradictions in people’s characters. If we believe someone is “a good person” (or whatever label we give that: an upstanding citizen, a loving father, whatever),…

Question is, did he plead:
“You gotta let us in we’re really THIRSTY?”

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

I’m certain Al Qaeda was rocking my Tacoma from high school. That thing would not die in spite of being owned by a teenage me.

Agreed 100%. I tend towards less suing, but this one is totally legit.

Umm... did you read the article? He was peeling it off and the dealer told him to stop. Is your argument that he should have done it sooner and he’s stupid because he didn’t? That’s just retarded.

Someone is very good at reading articles.

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

You mean I can't just build one in my bedroom with some camera strobes and an alarm clock?