The incest really distracts from the “finally, real coffee!” said by a guy who just returned from West Africa. One of the best coffee-producing regions in the world.

This one’s the favorite of moms everywhere, including me, but it also makes me remember how many times I’ve bought my mom a robe...on sale.  :(

as a mom, im lucky if i even get a robe :(

yes this one was pretty hilarious!

The Macy’s ad belongs here. Not specifically Christmas but close enough and freaking hilarious, especially the kid giggling while Heidi and Mikey bicker.

What an interesting take. Are you aware that the lead poisoning of infants is not believed to have been caused by a food manufacturer using a much cheaper ingredient.

And that person conveniently forgot that the phenomenon also affects the INGREDIENTS you would use at HOME.  But I guess s/he needed a place to vent.

Oh yay! Another tired ‘you just don’t understand the nature of business’ genius. The sad truth is that a whole lot of families can’t afford any other options or easily ‘spend more time and money on the healthy options’.

Well, we simply MUST shuffle ever-increasing levels of money into top investors’ overseas bank accounts somehow, mustn’t we?

Atheist here. Humanity throughout its history has believed in gods and higher powers far longer than it has not. And why wouldn’t it, to deal with our very unique existence unlike any other animal’s, and subsequently our much harder to live in society. There are burial mounds of our ancestors tens of thousands of…

Hasn’t that always been the case? Marilyn Monroe died from a nembutal overdose. Elvis died from a heart attack. River Phoenix overdosed. Suzanne Somers died of cancer.

Truly, it’s a bummer that she was fired for union solidarity, and not . . . . everything else. 

I find it highly interesting. I don’t like obits that don’t list the cause of death. How a person dies helps us confront the many ways in which we all confront death and our own mortality. And it hasn’t “become standard”— it was always standard. It has become standard NOT to list a cause of death these days. I know…

The purpose of this article was to discuss how corporations cutting costs have affected the taste of foods, not their nutritional quality. Health is always important to keep in mind, but it is not the only notable thing about food to discuss. If you are so health-conscious as to insert your opinion where the topic was…

Legally, the public is entitled to information their taxes paid for.

Tax funded services are expected to be transparent. Your autopsy results will also be public record, but no one will care.

See, his problem is that he’s not taking a high enough dosage.

Make MSG great again 

I thought his arc was about how he changes a small town for the better and, shockingly, the small town changes him, too.

True.  There are no absolutes.  I just meant to illustrate a point in answer to the OP, that there are illnesses which can take just weeks to be fatal.  I knew two people dx’d with pancreatic cancer and neither lasted more than a month