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yeah i thought the “surprised duckface” thing he does was declared “over” by sorority girls in 2019

So wait these were the texts they didn’t want revealed and claimed they weren’t relevent? lmao

Still no.

After the text messages were read in court, the prosecution asked Jabbari why she initially said she didn’t know how she got her injuries. “I was scared of the consequences of it,” she told the court. “Still wanted to protect him I guess.”

I cannot wait for the celeb apologists and MRAs to spin and justify this behavior.

It’s ‘Kanged’, ‘Kung’ is the uncertain franchise future tense.

I forget, the past tense of to Kang is “Kanged” or “Kung”?

It’s not if you want your girlfriend to stay in an abusive relationship and not go to the police.

Republicans would rather protect guns than children. It is undeniable. 

Yeah, the dude’s not articulate but what I translated it to was “I regret engaging in the bigoted act of using a racial slur and have learned about the harm words can cause regardless of the intent behind them. I would like to point out that my use of the word was ironic and that I do not now nor have I ever supported

Morgan Wallen sucks. He is that guy, the guy who sucks.

Wait, was Norman Lear... WOKE!?!?!?

Anyone else picturing Lear two weeks ago sitting in his armchair, muttering “I am going to outlast that evil prick Kissinger if it’s the last thing I do”?

Congratulations, Norman.

We need a million more Norman Lears.

People were bringing their crying babies and/or their loud, obnoxious, bratty kids to rated R movies long before the pandemic my dude. Not to even talk about the dickish behavior by adults including cell phone use.

I don’t know if I buy the pandemic being tied to your experience. I can remember things like that happening in movie theaters 20 years ago. 

I was unnerved by the static dicks, but now I know I will be in for a better experience the next time my brother’s girlfriend shoves her Dragonkin barbarian’s dick into my halfling’s face.

You know, it’s worth remembering there ARE Jewish Palestinians. And a lot of Christians. And large swaths of Israel’s government are open anti-semites who are politically adjacent to any number of right-wing European hypernationalist movements. Viewing this as a religious conflict is just window dressing for a

Centered on a group of entertainers whose simple quest—spread the holiday spirit amid the tensions of World War II