I think the pandemic revealed a basic truth about home cooking: work with what you have. Post 2020, I’ve heard ATK cooks reveal that they buy pre-peeled garlic and sometimes (shudders) pre-shredded cheese! I know! Can you imagine? I love that people are passionate about cooking and want to share tips for making great…

The shooting was at a private Christian school. If they love guns so much, why weren’t those teachers armed? How could the school allow this to happen?

No shit, dumbass. Except this outlet us smaller and doesn’t have as much pull. It’s why you see ads pup up everywhere. I pay for my news coverage elsewhere.

Yes it’s satire. Right-wing politicians and celebrities will always scream foul to any media coverage that isn’t glowing. They have no shame and the dominant corporate media (all if it, including NPR) routinely bends the knee to get access. They play ball because their ultimate motivation is profit, not journalism.…

Pst! Corporate media outlets are obsessed with access to power, not criticizing power.

Stealing your time away from lying to rubes is time well spent for me.

You wrote earlier, “1 i dont charge, because i make enough on the side and can afford to help people that cant afford the costs or get neglected by the health system.” I took that to mean you’re fleecing people who can pay and not the people who can’t. My mistake. But at least I got you to admit that herbalism isn’t a…

What if Ari Astor invented one of the most nasty, vile characters in cinema history. Oh wait, she’s real?

This coming from the same party that was shitting its diapers because they couldn’t dine-in at Applebee’s in March of 2020. They were insistent that we should be meeting socially. I guess mass shootings don’t happen at restaurants or churches or private schools.

Of course you will. It’s in your financial interest to do so. Getting a real job is difficult and scary. Far better to keep pushing nonsense to rubes. 

Minor point: Wilde and Sudeikis were never married. But they were, for all intents and purposes, in a committed relationship with children. Speaking for myself, I’ve been married for nearly twenty years and it’s my responsibility to maintain my vows. Yeah, Styles sucks for numerous reasons, but I’m reluctant to blame…

I get “randomly screened” nearly every time I fly. It means my hands and shoes are swabbed and I have to go to the scanner that looks at my private parts. This happens despite having TSA pre-check, which means I’ve already been screened as a security risk by numerous other agencies. The only sense I can make of it is…

Look at the responses to this statement you made. None of them are talking about bidets being “objectively correct”.

Correcting me how? In what way am I mistaken?

Excuse me. I’ve been fielding a collection of responses insisting that bidets are objectively correct. So the thought that any of those objectively correct, spotlessly clean assholes would ever lower themselves to using toilet paper alone had never occurred to me. It would be hypocritical to accuse others of having a…

Never worked in theater but a workplace is a workplace. Don’t shit where you eat.

Bro, they hand out certificates at clown college, too. Doesn’t make you a medical doctor.

You take a water bottle into the bathroom with you at work? 

So you don’t shit in public, or the office, or a hotel? Or you’re so rich you always have a bidet available? 

They were pretty harsh on John Mulaney. And Chris Pratt. Wilde fucked a cast member on a production she was leading. It was very unprofessional.