It’s a free blog that sells ad space. Chill out.

You practice medicine without a medical license, or having attended medical school, or residency, or board certification. Civility is the least of my concerns.

This discourse is exhausting. Celebrities starve themselves and lie about it. They cannot be trusted to be honest about it. Their livelihood hinges upon it. It’s not rocket surgery.

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If you sweat a lot, it’s not just your ass that smells. Take a shower.

You should turn it down. You can give yourself an anal fissure.

The the people who are insistent on saying the rest of us are walking around with shit in our ass. The normal bidet users who admit it’s just a preference, I’m leaving alone. 

Yes. Because I’m not backing down on calling you out on your bullshit, I must be hiding some inner trauma. Accusing me of having issues with my childhood seems like projection. I’m not the one whose identity is wrapped up in having vulnerable people believe I am healing them with licorice park and quantum... whatever.…

It’s a piece of skin the size of a postage stamp and you splash freaks obsess about it. It’s a butthole. It’s fine. 

Yes. All shits are perfect capsules that never require any intervention beyond a gentle stream of water. We’re like bunny rabbits.

You try that with a baby. Godspeed.

Okay, bro. Be well.

If the goal of our lives as mammals is to avoid poop at all costs, we’d never have children because their shit gets everywhere. Ask any parent with pinkeye. I’m not going to freak out about poop particles. Everything on the planet is covered in poop particles. Even your toothbrush.

You have a nose above your asshole? Sounds like a medical condition.

If you going to be eating someone out, they should have the common courtesy to shower first.

I appreciate your response. There’s A LOT of Crossfitters and vegans in the replies.

N/m I’m a dumbass, I read that wrong.

I’m a woman and I don’t use Reddit. Bidet use has been linked to issues impacting the vaginal flora. “Too clean” is a thing. And the research on butts is limited, but there is something there.

We’re not talking about mobility issues, in that case people should use whatever they need to do their business. Of course. If we’re talking about intimate situations involving butt play, I’d hop in the shower for better coverage. My entire body is in scope, in that case. It’s like the difference between taking a…

Any bidet owners have pets or children? Congratulations! You’re regularly ingesting poop. It’s fine. Stop obsessing over your buttholes.