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Also - I VERY MUCH doubt that either Serena Williams or Meghan Markle use pampers and not some ultra high-end organic diapers...

I would like this job. Do you think anyone would be interested in watching a boring middle aged librarian test products?

I can’t even imagine doing something like this to my 6 year old. She’s savvy enough to know when I’m joking, but this is not a joke. It’s fucking cruel to do that to a child. Telling her she has to choose who to give the dog away to? I can’t wait for next week when they tell her that Grandma is on life support, and

There’s this episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that I watched with my kiddos wherein Rainbow Dash keeps pranking everyonepony and it’s super stressful for her friends (except Pinkie Pie, who IS INTO IT). The episode ends with all the ponies pulling an elaborate prank on Rainbow Dash to make it look like

My Dad and I used to jump out and scare each other all the time as a “prank,” but never once did that end in tears or with me fearing that my parents didn’t actually have my back.  This makes me so sad for these kids (and at the same time a little sad that my Dad and I never had the chance to monetize scaring the hell

These are exactly the kind of “parents who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

Laugh only after you yourself have walked the mean streets of Stoughton, Wisconsin. 

I liked how the moment Giannis stands up, all the normal-sized humans around him kinda back off like he’d just tapped on the glass of their fish tank.

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. What the actual fuck.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

So I guess all those white folks calling the cops on black people for existing can expect to see bills for wasting police time, too, right? Right?

She looks like she got busted for possession at Lilith Fair, to which she was dragged by a group of friends who want her to pledge allegiance to Ani Defranco, buy some colorful hippie throwback clothing that randomly reappeared in the 90’s, and stop staying in on weekends to read Anne Rice, and listen to Nine Inch

Ever notice how so many conspiracy theorists are white men? They don’t have to deal with any actual problems, so they make some up. 

“Just because I live a life of deep privilege based on the money I make by forcing the entire world to pay attention to me at all times doesn’t make it right for you to pay attention to me right now!”

I mean, I’m sure it sucks, but I’m the same age as Khloe so I know that when the show started airing she had the

He’s probably a little short on cash right now after paying for his daughter’s admission to USC.

I kinda thought she looked like Michael Jackson...in the 2000's.