These dipshits are causing Stanford even more reputational harm. Absolutely no one gives a shit about your Stanford degree being tarnished. (Also, if they’re paying someone for legal advice on this, they’re being ripped off!)

I imagine her saying “OMG mom!!!! I’m literally going to die right now over this! How could you ruin my life?!? I never even wanted to go to college!!!”

Mooommm!

It’s a non-starter. These two students don’t have standing in this matter (a. they were accepted and b. nobody’s ever really going to second guess a degree from Stanford).

Careful saying that around here. 

lol actually it is largely responsible for advancing internet privacy, secure banking and state-of-the-art streaming, no joke!

I'm beginning to suspect the porn industry isn't very progressive.

Considering I had never heard of this girl until yesterday, it’s unbelievable to hear Olivia Jade has this many deals with brands.

Losing money: A hallmark of an authentic college experience.

Or in the case of Huffman or Loughlin, BEEN A GUEST STAR? ;)

“b) that using your personal cell phone to do crime will get you caught every time. BURNER PHONES PEOPLE”

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

What’s more (most?) impressive is given all the opportunities and access to likely the highest level education available for anyone, they still had to bribe into USC (wtf? - not that great, I went there).

Everything is nothing. Nothing is everything. Substance is nonentity. Nonentity is substance. Literally, “literally” doesn’t just mean literally anymore. Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. Also, the internet and social media was a mistake. 

Exactly. Also, wouldn’t they know what the admissions standards for the school were, and be confused about why they got in when their grades didn’t match up? These kids must have had some inkling. But, either they think that’s how it works because their parents have been making all sorts of things happen for them…

Legitimate question after reading this article and several others. All the articles indicate the students were “unaware their college admissions were premised on a bribe.” Okay, fine. But as a 17 or 18 year old, wouldn’t you be aware that it is unusual that someone is in the testing room with you giving you help and…

You obviously missed the part where I’m grown, and where I’ve noted in the past that I occasionally like to leave a carcass on the thread, just as a warning to the others.

There is no such thing as black supremacy. You’re equating what white supremacists believe to black pride. The difference is that white supremacy literally believes that other races are inferior and should be destroyed whereas black pride, in all it’s forms such as BlackLivesMatter, BlackBoyJoy and BlackGirlMagic,…

And yet... you’re still here? I can only assume you like the company, and we always appreciate the support; however backhanded it may be. I’m assuming you find it somehow validating, and since I do want you to feel better, if that’s somehow helpful, I suppose we can indulge you, understanding that every time you…

Please stop.