Rihanna didn’t even shave her eyebrows off and draw them back pencil thin!!!

The makeup artist “erased” them with foundation, drew the pencil brows on, and they photoshopped out the texture of the brow hairs in post production. I pity the fools who do this IRL.

I was in high school and college in the 90s and goddammit I am not doing this again!

Hey, look ... it’s Tomato Face’s new burner account.

I’m just over here pausing all of Khloe’s scenes mesmerized by her terrible lip fillers and wondering if I see OJ alllll over the place in her face or if it’s just because I’ve heard the rumor so long that I’m brainwashed to think that. 

Okay, it’s got to be the video quality and the lighting, because she looks absolutely terrible. I know she’s not aging well, but shit.

I’m more interested in a reality show about people like me: single, broke, 30 somethings who spend their whole weekend lamenting that they have no friends with which to do anything with while simultaneously avoiding the people who call/text to ask if they want to do something.

Don’t even with that argument. They might not have been into the Sex Pistols, but they were into Joy Division or Monty Python. Or the Young Ones. With youth, there has always been a sense of rebellion...against their parents, the establishment. This went on for many generations.

And we wonder why we’re in the Trump era. Giant masses of people are idiotic sheep willing to eat up any shit, even if it has no depth to it. ESPECIALLY if it has no depth to it. We’re fucked. 

Hollywood is all about trends. I guess the quick engagement is very on trend in 2018.

Your guilt makes me think it was you..

but i like shirts what say things

There are a number of affordable, effective anxiolytics.

Cats are extremely telepathic.

Yeah, that was some real white lady woo right there.

I mean, I wouldn’t risk getting punched or stabbed or god only knows what over some tacky-ass leggings when I am making $7.50 an hour. The store has insurance and security cameras for a reason. 

Minimum wage employees shouldn’t be expected to put their lives on the line to protect company profit.

Because retail workers don’t get paid enough to put their lives at risk to defend clothes.

I love how everyone is crying over being tricked into saying offensive and racist stuff. No assholes, you weren’t tricked. You were lulled into a false sense of security. Once you thought you were talking to a like-minded individual, you let your guard down and said what you really felt. Also, this guy spends about 3…

WAIT....WHAT.......This Spencer guy thinks this is REAL? Like he isn’t in on it? Like he is actally taking serious that approaching ISIS with your bare bum is an effective tactic?! WHATTTT??!!?!?!??!?! I actually didn’t know people could be so stupid.

If the guy forgot, I don’t think he was very interested in you at all.