Ill be fine as soon as I find my suit coat.

Head on back to Warsaw, comrade.

Im glad we dont live in one’a them commie countries with so-shul-ized medicine where a bunch’s byooo-ro-krats decide who lives and dies.

Hahahaha!

That one.

“The neighbors ended up calling the police, but a public information officer at the Phoenix police department said that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed the company had been contracted to ‘perform that transport.’”

That is a less interesting narrative to push though.

We’ve already failed the “what would you do if you were alive in Germany when the Nazi’s were coming to power test.” That lady that climbed the Statue of Liberty passes, but the rest of us fail.

Apparently even willing to die for this country isn’t good enough for the Trump administration.

Oh, shit.

“Most stories about Bourdain’s will have called out the $1.2 million figure as considerably less than they’d expected, to which I’d like to comment, “Let’s not.”

i wanna be a tipsy outsider when i grow up.

It makes me feel better, thank you very much.

Oh, we have a flirty one here.

Man you weren’t kidding about dumb stuff, huh?

Bieber rocks slowly evolving #1 Meth Dealer look and what exactly does that Baldwin spawn actually specialize in?

Imagine being a grown man and not being able to cope with the word fuck. Sad.

Cargo shorts. All summer long. Thus is the blessing of being too old to have any fucks left to give. I might even pair them with a lovely pair of Tevas on occasion. 

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

I just do not get the kind of hold trump seems to have over his supporters. I was (am) a big Obama fan. Yet, there were some things he did that I thought were not so great and I’d be the first to admit that to someone. These trumpsters just cannot stand to hear a single negative word about their lord and master. It’s…