It’s interesting to me that the Kardashian-Jenner girls are always doing big, grandiose lavishing things for their men, but their men never do the same for them. The last one I remember was Kanye’s engagement to Kim, but that appears to be the exception to the rule.

Trump is right. We should shut down the country. Put up a fucking sign, “closed due to poor management”

Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

Weird choice in photo. Sort of implies that Patton Oswalt is the Golden State Killer. I mean, I know he’s not 72, but he looks old for his age in the photo.

I love the calmness and instinct here. Also, am now waiting for the newborn mouth cleaning trend article to hit GOOP.

As an Asian, I feel like I should support this movie because Asians are not believed to be able to lead movies ...

And she got her kids hooked on it young as well. Talk about fucked up.

Her nose is...unfortunate.

She needs to stop having work done. It actually makes her look older, which I doubt is the intended effect.

Um, excuse me, but Kim only goes to the best. She’s not like those other people who go to just anybody. In fact, when Brielle wanted to start getting her lips done, Kim took her to her guy b/c if she was going to do it, Kim wanted to make sure it was done right.

You mean the way that botox turns normal facial expressions into a nightmare-mask of horrors?

Sheesh, her face. Smh

while I agree with the sentiment behind this and think we — especially media outlets — shouldn’t be leading with these descriptors in 2018... what a weird thing for one person to tell another person, in the public eye or not.

Be careful, there is a small werewolf sitting there, silently...waiting....9-1-1

That’s not “assault-y” that’s straight up assault. You did the right thing reporting him, and if HR doesn’t do anything, I’d talk to a lawyer.

Your kid committed what sounds like a property crime, probably some sort of vandalism. It happens. Either accept the consequences or hire a lawyer and try to prevent him being punished. Since no one is bringing charges I imagine that your kid is white and that no one wants to destroy the life of a promising young man,…

Precisely. There will come a time, and VERY soon, where the consequences of his actions will not so easily be walked away from. Let him suffer these minor punishments and pray he learns his lesson well.

Perhaps this will be good for him in the long run. Depends on him. You mentioned what he did was illegal, so I think he might be getting off really fucking easy if he’s not under threat of going to jail or prison or getting fines. What little info you’ve provided makes it seem he’s in danger of being being an entitled…

I had a similar incident happen to me, except when they got to my house (also 45 minutes later), they asked me, "What do you want us to do about it?" I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOUR JOB? They suggested I get my hedges trimmed lower (there are no hedges on the side of the house where the intruder tried to break in) and then…

Shit. I feel like I would have been freaking out a bit more. She handled herself well.