Hiding books???? Holy crap!!!!

YOU. CAN. DO. IT!

I loved the cameraperson babysitter cop. He was my favorite. He wanted to look soooooooooooo bad to see what he was missing out on.

That’s what we thought about Drumph running for prez...

I thought she had the twins at the hospital.

That’s an awkward cuddle. Also, when I cuddle babies, I’m actually smiling.

If hitting your kid with a belt is illegal, how is is hitting a student with a paddle still legal??? Doesn’t make any sense to me.

Holy shit. Is this true?

I have no idea. Sometimes a word will get written all the way out, then erased, then a new word (that still doesn’t make sense) will get written in. Could voice recognition software do that?

Can you abuse mushrooms??? What would this look like? Perpetually hallucinating and never saying anything that makes any sense?

Exactly. Won’t ever happen. :(

I never considered voice recognition technology, maybe because often, part of a word will get spelled out, then erased, and new word inserted that still doesn’t make any sense. Who knows...

I wear hearing aids and often rely on captions when watching tv. Captions on the news are the worst. Can it really be that hard to find someone competent to do it? I guess the real time stuff is the problem bc all prerecorded shows have great captions.

“for a woman in her fifties, she looks fine”

“for a woman in her fifties, she looks fine”

Punish him by making him parent his child? You have got to be kidding me. Please tell me you don’t have kids.

Yesterday upon the DACA announcement, several different times the administration said “this does not mean mass deportations.” I call bullshit.

Well, I’m clearly not demisexual bc every time I see Joaquin Phoenix I get tingly in my nether regions.

What the???

Thank you! Why doesn’t anyone consider that this ‘feud’ is entirely fake????