apeshapedman
apeshapedman
apeshapedman

Well maybe there was a wife...

I tried I buy a car on craigslist once. Worse decision ever. I met some of the planets weirdest humans.

"If my daddy dies in a fiery crash going too fast, do not smile, because I wlll be crying."

It made perfect sense when they said the tree and light pole were going 60 mph.

I did. I pissed in his coffee.

What a deutschbag!

Maybe that's what HE figured!

Give me 21 Million and the last place you'll find me is Georgia.

Perhaps they realized they were both on a mission from God.

"What are you doing!? Move already!" *honk!*

Rectal accidents track closely with employment in the U.S. before, during, and after the recession.

Just talk to this kid:

So 10 years from now, the first thing car geeks will do after buying a used car is wipe the OS and install AutoLinux?

Now playing

Yeeeee Hawwwww! *cue dixie horn sound clip*

+46 660 80995 if you want to enquire via fax.

People on internet don't understand the "Thanks Obama!" meme? Thanks Obama!

Certainly.
Phone +46 660 80 000.
It's in Sweden so ask for Erik.

Includes tool kit!

Why not just get the pregnant ladies, and get the milk for free? :)