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Well, here’s that applause you’ve been looking for.

When I was a kid I played the accordion. I wrote “Weird” Al a fan letter that was basically.

The character work in Jurassic World is atrocious. There isn’t a single compelling character in the film, except for maybe one minor character. The film manages to almost sap all the charm out of Chris Pratt.

If you consider Jurassic World to have had good character work, then I don’t know what to say to you.

I know JURASSIC WORLD made a shitload of record-breaking money but it is TERRIBLE.

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I like Miley. She’s living her life and doing her thing. Her voice is unique; one doesn’t hear very many contralto voices in pop music anymore. Everyone wants to see who can hit a higher note than the next person, meanwhile I’ve played this video of her cover of Summertime Sadness over and over for the past few months.

This list was written to start a war.

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And we all know the tune that’ll be playing as he drives along

Now that’s something. We’ll miss you, Iwata-san!

And there he goes, Satoru Iwata with his bunch of bananas. May he rest in peace.

Better than what people will say when you die. What a piece of shit

He also was a CEO who decided to cut down his own salary when his company fell on hard times rather than doing the usual downsize/prepare-golden-parachute stunt that has become so prevalent nowadays.

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This is a Goodbye Direct to You.

...seriously?

If anything, over the centuries, Japan is more inclined to take something from outside and remix it into something else. Case in point: the Japanese language.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.