The weird red...explosions?...just remind me of parts of this fun little video:

Wow. Sensitive much?

Two striking things I noticed:

Looking at your comment history you are very trollish and unpleasant. Is this just your internet persona or are you this abrasive in 'real life?'

If I'm not mistaken, gambling is illegal in Japan (and the pachinko parlors use a kind of middleman to get around it), so I'm not surprised by this. The 3DS comment is pretty ridiculous, though.

Yeah, and "I appreciate your tough comment" is basically saying, "Who the fuck do you think you are???!"

I'm probably alone on this but I would love an HD-quality Endless Ocean.

...Or somewhere in between. Sunshine has more open-world exploration than Galaxy, but the variety of Galaxy's levels and the sheer inventiveness of obstacles was amazing. As good as Sunshine was the levels all seemed quite similar and I for one was just not completely sold on the Fluud mechanic. And as great as…

I'd love to watch GameExplain's videos, but thanks to the awful narrator all I hear is 'thisisthenewzeldatrailerlookatthebackgroundsi'mtalkingwaytoofuckingfasthowcananyoneunderstandmeicouldsayanythingrightnowpurplemonkeydishwasher."

Usually I'm all for GameExplain's trailer dissections (except for the narrator's ridiculously fast speech), but this one seems a little absurd.

Do you often have imaginary thread wars with yourself?

Unless I'm mistaken he's the guy directly underneath Puma Man in the top right corner. You know, the Italians really embrace life...

"My drinkin' arm's healed!!!"

Monopoly with any other face is still just Monopoly. Now imagine a Zelda-themed Talisman! That would be something!

Cat-bus would like to have a word with this commercial...

There's an anime series called Bamboo Blade that follows a mostly-girl kendo team and, while nothing special, has some good characters and does a good job explaining the basics of kendo to the uninitiated.

I still owe Kotaku a debt of gratitude for introducing me to this show. I could be wrong, but I think Mighty Bomb Jack was one of the episodes dubbed for the site. It's a shame Kotaku no longer airs them, but least I can still go to YouTube and watch subtitled eps :)

Then find someone else to narrate the videos. Know your weaknesses.