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You’ll never own a Microsoft? Me either. 

It’s really morbid, but I’m getting a kick out of how this decaying husk of a website keeps overlaying bad news with that “Subscribe to our Newsletter!” text because nobody can be fucked to close a p tag or whatever.

Pokimane hasn’t been a Twitch angel either,”...I think the copyright murky behavior that twitch acted on is fine to mention, but would’ve been better off just stated rather than using any transition that implied equivalency

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

Cool story, but how about reporting on G/O Management squeezing out seven of your staff?

Speaking of work being a nightmare...

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

Specifically, Plattsburgh, where city officials gave tax breaks to entice bitcoin miners to move there. Subsequently, electric bills went up for everyone else in the city, approx $16 per person per month.

The tweet explained it fairly well, feel free to do some more research on your own, google is your friend.

I mean, system-wide change takes time, right? All the Takeout’s stories on this product stressed how long it took to go from planning to the actual menu. If veggie-based meat products keep growing in popularity in grocery stores, if more and more people go vegetarian, etc., eventually, fast-food places will devote one

The law was undoubtedly created for that purpose, and then as with most laws meant to place limits, only the “little people” have it applied to them while those the law was meant to target find other ways.

This law seems made for like politicians to keep them from becoming too much of a celebrity or profit off the fame they get as a public official. So it’s kinda dumb that it applies to this firefighter imo. 

It must be night to be able to still use Schreier to do all the hard work without actually paying him.

Maybe it’s just me, but I read “play to have fun” as “PlAy To HaVe FuN.” It’s nice to know what the heads of these companies think of the people who keep them swimming in cash.

Fuck off.

If you stop writing about these fucks, they’ll go away.

Japanese is a language that requires speakers to apologize for basically everything.

Don’t be silly, Barsanti would never write at length about something he knows literally fuck all about!

Either he didn’t watch it or he’s so bad at a job that involves analyzing television that he already forgot that the owl does fly away with the shrunken van. I honestly wouldn’t put the latter explanation past him.

I wonder if the first part of your comment might have something to do with the second part.