As a professional MUA, I've had to do a few cover-up jobs like this and it always breaks my heart. A couple women have asked me to teach them how to do it themselves so they don't have to involve anyone else the next time it happens. The *next* time—because they were already anticipating it.

It works like this...

In the VAG!

well played.

I was a bra fitter at Nordstrom. I learned a lot about not only size but style when finding a proper fitting bra.

True & Co. is entirely unremarkable. They're trying to say that they're expanding all sorts of bra horizons. But in reality: They don't provide any smaller-than-average-ish bras, they have no larger-than-normal-ish bras. They don't bring anything to the table— other than slightly sorta maybe better fitted bra…

Word. I got excited about True & Co. the minute I heard about it — I'm a small-busted lady and many bra companies just don't make bras in my size. I also find that even when I can find a bra in my size, the construction is really intended for a bigger bust, meaning that the underwire, straps, padding and band are all…

Yep. I just got a "based on your quiz you are outside of our size range." Thanks a lot guys. I've tried on approx 50 bras and I still can't get one that fits right. :(

Seriously! My size is only slightly out of the usual range you find at places like Victoria's Secret yet True & Co don't sell bras in my sizes yet. And they keep trying to sell me a 32 size band. Sorry but that just isn't going to cut it and until they actually get serious and start offering a better range of size…

I looked at their site the last time it was featured/talked about here, and wasn't impressed with their offerings. Anything made mostly of that slick squishy stretch fabric is going to either move all over the place, or if it's tight enough not to move, it's going to make lumps and bulges. I did, however, take their…

True & Co. offers fairly average sized bras at the moment. Nothing beyond the range that Nordstrom can provide. This has been the case for months.

I mean, I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?

Also, someone should be making men's undershirts in a range of skin-tones. A few of y'all will suddenly look so much more sleek. (Cotton can be custom-dyed, of course. Hmm.)

The only thing that is amazing about this is that in this day and age we still have to cover up the partially obscured nipples of a pregnant woman. Enough already, lets grow up as a society, shall we?

UPDATE: According to the tipster who filmed this:

I wish I owned a business and could hire her. :(

Well. I mean sure, but if you post it on instagram you're not just trying to amuse your daughter.

Don't know how you guys walk around with those weird things between your legs.