Money.

When people say they don't like something... LISTEN!

Am I the only one that believes that rap music should actually have some music in it?

The bugs are IN your couch. Watch out.

I can't comprehend people's obsession with Breakfast in Bed.

Dear UW Police... please explain this story...

The attitude of "it can't happen to me" is the wrong attitude. The right attitude is "I won't let it happen to me!"

Here... have a cookie...

Serious question: Why do certain groups obsess over abortions? It's fairly clear that some people want any... and every... baby to be BORN, goddamit!

Im still unclear if the young woman is offered any form of of legal help during this batshit court procedure....

I would LOVE to see that lawyer's busines card!

;'(

HAHAHA! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahhhhhhhaahhahaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahaha! Hahahahuh..huhh..ohhh... hehhh.

The sperm bank needs to be penalized for their oversight. To me it's less about race and more about the icky-ness of pouring unrequested sperm all over a paying customer's gametes. Eww.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA+

Nope. Too contrived.

I'm pretty sure that she is capable of roasting a chicken... I'm not exactly sure why she's choosing to pretend that she can't.

It works like this...