Are these 300 sandwiches -unique- sandwiches?

I'm in the spirit of giving today so I will give you my easy, juicy turkey technique.

I wonder about that too.There are Great Danes. There are Tiny Teacup Dogs. They are still technically the same species but that is a LOT of variation. Cats are far more uniform in size/shape. Why is that the case?

So this is that American Dream everyone keeps talking about... I see.

Fair enough. But what do you do if you're NOT a managing editor of a well known site? I'm not a "something of something" at all. How do you convince someone to talk to you in that situation?

I NEED a Petite Lap Giraffe!!!

I'm pretty sure it's President Taft http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_H…

Luckily, dead people don't give a fuck about the living acting like self-absorbed morons.

Nice day for a white wedding....

Tight corset. Puffy crinoline hip things. Excellent illusion.

Are... are...... they wearing wedding dresses?

$150 is a lot of money for me as well. I find it funny that I need to look like I don't need a job/money in order to get one.

Disgusting. Barneys is on my perma-ban list from now on.

They're reproducing! Snooki... Pauly... my money is on JWOWW getting a lil' baby next.

Their curiosity says a lot. The fact that they ask about something unfamiliar is a great sign. They may not know what a snap pea or a green onion is, but you are in that family and you can share your knowledge. It may be a cliche... but sharing is caring. Embrace the thought that you can bestow your gourmet know-how…

Don't be appalled.... not everyone has the same life you do. You have a mom, aunts, and countless other kitchen savvy people in your life. Some folks never did. Beyond that, the snap pea thing is arbitrary. Don't be too judgmental. Just because it's common knowledge for you, that doesn't mean it's common knowledge for…

Funny story... I know how to wash clothing by hand, in a bath tub, wash tub or in a lake/river... I also know how to beat the heck out of a rug and I know how to hang clothing on a clothes line to dry... but washing machines are still tricky to me.

I grew up poor. I learned to cook by watching my family members cook... 3 times a day. Before I came to America, I never went into a restaurant...

Forget that chump change ($15) for sewing a button. Cooking classes at Sur La Table range anywhere from $59-$169.96 per person... and you can teach dozens of people all at once. C'mon!

The ability to make pleasant, edible food is an amazingly valuable skill. If I knew how to make a blog I'd be able to share with EVERYONE just how easy it is. It's cheaper than takeout. It's healthier. It's not difficult (unless you're Martha Stewart and you want to make it needlessly complex). It's straight forward.…