I was certain that the robot would win.

I was certain that the robot would win.

Is there a link to it? Sounds fascinating.

I have worked in industries where gratuity is the main portion of my income. And I have some comprehension that tipping, even for the most simple action, is socially required. But that practice is based on established, unquestioned "norms" and fueled by guilt. Because even if a server is lousy, the customer is an…

I wish I knew how to add images... but seriously... those jackets do not compare.

This is dumb. If you need a jacket that looks like genitalia, just buy one of these:

An ice cold vodka-cranberry cocktail with a watermelon or cherry Jolly Rancher candy is probably my favorite drink.

100% on point.

Quit talkin' shit!

So is it geared towards swingers or something?

VOGON POETRY!!!!!

You win the Internets! :)

Mr. Franco, this is not poetry.

Thank you! You made my day. :)

Derelicte Collection by Zoolander.

I'm just going to leave this here...

Does anyone else think these would look better if the latex appeared to be dripping up the leg... from the foot towards the thigh? Kind of looks like something is defying gravity.

Not the duchess. The portrait of the duchess!

This portrait makes Kate look like Hillary Clinton.

nice.