This is dumb. If you need a jacket that looks like genitalia, just buy one of these:

An ice cold vodka-cranberry cocktail with a watermelon or cherry Jolly Rancher candy is probably my favorite drink.

100% on point.

Quit talkin' shit!

So is it geared towards swingers or something?

VOGON POETRY!!!!!

You win the Internets! :)

Mr. Franco, this is not poetry.

Thank you! You made my day. :)

Derelicte Collection by Zoolander.

I'm just going to leave this here...

Does anyone else think these would look better if the latex appeared to be dripping up the leg... from the foot towards the thigh? Kind of looks like something is defying gravity.

Not the duchess. The portrait of the duchess!

This portrait makes Kate look like Hillary Clinton.

nice.

Convoluted much?

Vogue is wrong. Stupid wrong. High heels, especially platform heels, make people look slim & slender. I'm not talking about Frankenstein Shoes, I'm talking about platform shoes with thin heels. Strip Clubs basically exist thanks to this optical illusion. Sky high heels mess with body proportions in the most beneficial…

What a peach. An overripe peach... but a peach none the less. Peachy.

Best name ever for Kim & Kanye's spawn..... Kadence ("cadence"... but with a "K").

Braces are hip now? Great.... thats about 15 years too late for me. At least I can say I wore braces when they were "underground". Meh.