What? It’s not like he called the president a white supremacist. THAT is a firing offense! This is clearly just a suspension-with-pay-offense!

Seriously, suspend them without pay. If they aren’t guilty/fired then give them back pay if they are guilty you have stopped paying them at the correct time.

JUSTICE FOR BABA YAGA

Me, too. Like, who left that movie feeling bad for him?!

Me too. Excessively.

Where’s MBC to come crashing in here like the damn Kool Aid Man?

Never understood it myself. Sending pictures like that just seems like more trouble then its worth.

I use smoke signals.

Hmph. A lady appreciates the time and effort needed to make a woodcut.

plus all mine are in Polaroid form and then i have to get stamps and ain’t no one got time for that

Hahahahaha I’m sorry. I immediately thought about how some dudes do the remote for scale thing

I have a follow up question for guys. Why do you have no concept for what’s in the background? Your dirty ass house is the biggest turn off in the world. I promise you, I’m spending a lot of time looking at that picture. I’m zoomin in and just marveling at your dirty bedrooms or bathrooms. I already knew you had no…

Can I come up and see your etchings??

Should start a business selling subtly down-scaled household items so insecure dick photographers can use them as context clues. I bet you would get orders.

Elitist! You and your charcoal penis are why Trump won.

I only send charcoal sketches of my dick because *I* am sophisticated.

I could make a giant dick collage out of the dick pics I used to get.

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

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