Y’ALL ARE CHOOSING DIRTY BANDAGES OVER THIS HOTNESS. PLZ RECONSIDER.

I voted Cenobites too. Way more interesting and kinky!

I mean, they are awfully sexual, so that’s not that weird

Lots of people do— I remember an interview with Barker a million years ago where he quipped about Pinhead being the least expected sex symbol of the year. XD

So much latex, so much variety. I’m with ya on the cenobites. Plus I’d argue that if you market it correctly, you’d get a sweet cinobun sponsorship out of it too.

This. Cenobites have so much more style!

So, so happy to hear I am not the only one.

I used to write rental property insurance and this was the first thing I thought of. I wrote smaller policies for independent land lords rather than large companies, but I assume they have insurance of that nature in place as well.

Don’t forget about filing for government disaster funds as well.

Probably doing both. Can’t make enough money off a disaster you know.

By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

That’s uncalled for. Florida is still recovering from a major hurricane. We need to give them time to collect themselves before they resume posting horrible memes. Right now they need to focus on the important things; harassing the undocumented and jailing people for unpaid tickets.

Honestly, it was his cavalier attitude of texting during a movie that pissed me off the most. When I pay $12-$16 to see a film on a large screen with high quality sound, the absolute LAST thing I want to see is the sharp glow of a cellphone screen taking me out of the moment.

Eh, using a phone in a film auditorium is a pretty inexcusable offense.

If that sentence made your stomach churn, I suggest you close this tab immediately, as things are only going to get worse.

Simsons did it.

For the answer to that question, you’ll have to click here, because this morning’s Dirt Bag isn’t about what Portman does or doesn’t remember smelling

I cannot emphasize how important memes similar to these ones were to my family members. I had legit fights over how ridiculous they were and was told by my own mother that she believed my family members over me (I was too “negative”). She doesn’t even use Facebook. I told her that things they were putting into my…

Wait. The guy in question 1 isn’t cheating. He’s jerking off to pictures. If she thinks most husbands don’t jerk off to pictures of someone she’s out of her mind.