Yep. Pardon me, just doing the math to see how many more mirena I need before I am more than safely in menopause age!

I may be broke as shit, but at least I can eat a fucking candy bar when I want.

Absolutely THIS. I went off the patch for a hot minute and it became immediately apparent I was not responsible enough for a pill. I was a 23-year-old Ph.D. student and couldn’t get my shit together to set an alarm? Good thing I was also wholly abstinent...

Hooray for accessible birth control! I’ve been baby free since 93!

Best is the seasonal Reese’s shapes. The best, in this order:

I’m not sure but it reminds me a little of disordered eating behavior? Trying to draw out the experience so it lasted longer/filled you up. And this: “I forgot I was eating candy”.

It’s not really fair to separate that from the next few sentences. She says she came into the industry a different way and had more leverage. I didn’t read it as victim blaming at all but a statement on how a decision made by a label/producer/marketing team ends up putting a young girl in a potentially precarious spot.

It already exists, and I read it, backwards. It’s called “The bus that couldn’t slow down.”

Is that a Chris Christie cut-out awkwardly propped-up behind the Trump cut-out?

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

omigod the theme music! ryan’s 90s teen heart throb bob!

Ahhhh you beat me to it!

Weird. I was 15 and my parents asked me to watch my little brother when I accidentally wished him away to the Goblin King. Oops. :/

Just shout out to this book. Was never a reader- wore “no criebabies” tees, big dog, loved being cool! but read this one. 1994!

I’m sure Ryan Gosling was in the TV version too.

I see a gold and white bar.

I thought the ghost was censuring it's nudity.

Also:

That is one ugly cat.