oh c'Mon. This is like the science that recommends rubbing vegemite in your hair to ward off Drop Bears.

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Tonight I shall Dutch oven my husband before gleefully yelling "I saved your life"! In fact I may just yell it every time I fart. Even in crowded elevators.

Mr. AZ had the roux en y gastric bypass in '93, and the surgeon warned me up front that increased flatulence was a sequela of it. It sure as hell has been. That man can fart ON DEMAND! I have employed his awesome powers to move other shoppers away from clearance racks at the store, and to force annoying…

I, too, married this man. And made three more tiny fart-machines. Husband has farted me awake on numerous occasions.

On behalf of all yoga-farters, I sincerely apologize. This is why I yoga alone in the old people corner of the gym. With the old dude (I'm pretty sure he is actually a leprechaun) who wear short-shorts and does 45 minutes of disturbingly energetic squats and kicks. He gets ALL THE FARTS.

[fart noise]

A moment of silence, please, for my dog, departed these twelve months, whose digestive issues saved countless lives during her time here on earth.

I am totally in the same mindset as you!

I can't tell if you're being a parody of an outraged scientist commenter on purpose or if you don't get that Lindy just did a parody of typical science reporting while making fart jokes like an 8-year-old.

Lactose intolerants are gonna LIVE FOREVER

Damn it. Stop supporting bad science reporting!! The study has nothing to do with flatulence besides the commonality of hydrogen sulfide. The PR office at Exeter spun it this way so the AP (and places like gawker) would pick it up. These scientists never claimed nor would they ever claim that farts cure cancer. As a…

Noooo. I was hoping this wouldn't find its way to the front page. Now my Dad is going to justify his gas by saying it's healthy for me. Hi, Dad. I know you'll see this. Stop pooting. <3

so by smelling farts I prevent cancer and by laughing hysterically I give myself some light cardio! Beans tonight!

OMG. Why is this the cutest little farting ram ever???

Well this is fucking great I married a man who is a cancer-curing machine.

I know this post is tongue-in-cheek, but I actually do not like this movie. It came out when I was in high school and everyone was obsessed with it, but I just never saw the appeal. The thing is, it's supposed to be a "feel good" movie, but there's really nothing very feel good about it. If you are going to make a…

And I am re-reading your article so no one ever has to I kid :) liked the article. speaking of Forrest Gump Honest Trailers has something to say about the movie.